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Excellent Tourist Photo Of Pisa Tower (maybe NSFW)

Overconfidence [Joke]

Overconfidence! !!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Sorry Ma'am But We Are Considering Banning You And Your Family

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Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend
along shopping
 
This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
Oxford
:
 
 
Dear Mrs. Murray,
 
Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the
Tesco
Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning
you and your family from shopping with us, unless your? husband stops
his
antics.
 
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by
our
surveillance cameras:
 
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
 
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
 
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.
 
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
 
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
 
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calorgas
stove.
 
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
 
8.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
 
9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
 
10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
Mission Impossible' theme.
 
11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look'
using different size funnels.
 
12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled'
PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
 
13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, assumed
the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
 
And; last, but not least:
 
14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
while;
then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

Amazon Certified Frustration Free Packaging

About time they do this !

Apple iPhone 3GS is coming to Orange UK from the 10th of November

Just got this in my inbox today:

O2 UK Has Different Understanding of The Term 'Internet Tethering' !

Apparently the page where this info is in is a UK only page, so I've put the screenshot here for your perusal :)

PEN DRIVES....! Will drive you crazy....

Got this from my mailing list :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Love Indonesia & Proud to be Indonesian

I Love Indonesia….! gili lombok..yg kanan,  dibawah lautnya wakatobi

it’s not Polynesian, it’s not macronesian…it’s Raja Ampat..

 

Paris..? no ini lapangan banteng

Midnight at hongkong? No it is thamrin..

Pedestrian in US? No ini di makasar..

Shanghai.. ? no ,, ini mangga 2

Seperti Bandara di Eropa… ya.

Jangan ketipu ini bukan di New Zeland..tapi di pulau Komodo

Masih serasa di Monaco khan? jangan salah ini di Bunaken

Kalo ini serasa di Afrika… tp di Gunung Kidul

Kayak universitas di Eropa yah

Mirip Kota Gaza...padahal ini Medan Bung

Wow Manhattan banget

Jangan berharap ada Spiderman yahh karena ini gak di NY

Umm kayak di Singapura yahh padahal ini Gramedia Surabaya loh

Serasa di perkampungan Swiss

Wah kalo ini serasa mau melintas negara bagian di US...padahal mau nyebrang Suramadu hehe

   

Click here to download:

Love_Indonesia_Proud_to_be_Ind.zip (70 KB)

     

Click here to download:

0Love_Indonesia_Proud_to_be_Ind.zip (51 KB)

Windows Versi China

Just got this email from my sister :D
I think I've seen it before, but it is still funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Sky Sports News 5.0 and Football 3.0

Conversation 8.0 and Romance 4.0 no longer runs, and Housework 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the address – www.ithoughtyoulovedme.com into your browser and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will also download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend - Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck!

Tech Support